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Tell me what you're hoping to do with your existing copy, or what you're hoping to create. If you can, please provide links so I can take a look (you'll have a chance to upload docs next if you don't have links).

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Files accepted: doc, pdf and jpegs (less than 10mb please)

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Please verify you’re happy with my policies


  • Payment upfront: just like buying your favourite beer.
  • Unlimited revisions for copywriting, though I’ve yet to need them (cough).
  • Need to cancel? Life happens. However, if less than three days before we’re due to start our work together, 50% of the fee will keep the wolves from the door.
  • No promises about conversion rates or sales uplifts. But one thing’s for sure, if my work doesn’t make a positive impact on your business, I’ll eat my bobble hat.